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Shit!

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Taoism: Shit happens

Hinduism: This shit happened before.

Confucianism: Confucius say „Shit happens.“

Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn’t really shit.

Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?

Islam: If shit happens, it’s  the will of Allah

Jehova’s Witness: Knock, Knock. „Shit happens.“

Rastafarian: Smoke this shit!

Hare Krishna: Shit Happens Rama Rama Ding Dong

Stoicism: Not giving a Fuck, whenever shit happens!

Atheism: There is no shit.

Atheism (2): Can you believe this shit?

Agnosticism: I don’t know whether shit happens.

Meta rule: Only shit that happens is „shit“.

Protestantism: Shit won’t happen if I work harder.

Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it.

Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?

Totalitarism: To avoid future shit, we give you shit now.

Environmentalism: You produce shit, so you have to eat it.

Hedonism: There’s nothing like a good shit happening.

Socialism: Sorry, we are out of shit today.

Feminism: That’s not funny!

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8 thoughts on “Shit!

  1. Eine Inspiration! Nette Sammlung – Danke.

    lutheran: „Simul iustus et faecator“

    transactional analyst: „You are shit, I am shit“

    deconstructivist: „Shit doesn’t only mean ’shit‘; it also says what is excluded when you say ’shit‘. Thus, ’shit‘ is contradictory in itself: considering its root ‚*skei‘, meaning „to seperate“, ’shit‘ silently expresses the ‚good part‘ of the seperation as well. These irreconcilable interpretations of ’shit‘ form the point of aporia which cannot be reduced to just one meaning. Got it?“

    jew: „Not again!“

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  3. Hare Krishna: Shit Happens Rama Rama Ding Ding.

    Mir gefällt diese Version von Atheismus:
    Atheism: Can you believe this shit?

    Funktioniert übrigens auch mit Ideologien:

    Environmentalism: You produce shit, so you have to eat it.
    Hedonism: There’s nothing like a good shit happening.
    Socialism: Sorry, we are out of shit today.
    Feminism: That’s not funny!

  4. Meta rule: only shit that happens is „shit“

    (Totalitarism: To avoid future shit, we give you shit now)

  5. „Jehova’s Witness: Knock, Knock. „Shit happens.““

    Super!

  6. Stoicism: Not giving a Fuck, whenever shit happens! http://bit.ly/alePrF

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